Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

1.
I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
Sheen
Gaddafi

2.
Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
Sheen
Gaddafi

3.
Life without dignity is worthless
Sheen
Gaddafi

4.
I'm extremely old-fashioned, I'm a nobleman, I'm chivalrous
Sheen
Gaddafi

5.
I am like the Queen of England
Sheen
Gaddafi

6.
I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
Sheen
Gaddafi

7.
Every great movement begins with one man
Sheen
Gaddafi

8.
These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
Sheen
Gaddafi

9.
I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
Sheen
Gaddafi

10.
9/11 was 'an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction'
Sheen
Gaddafi