Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"
Tovarisches, it is apparent from the metrics we all have access to, and the obvious state of our children’s lack of mental development and increase in cognitive dissonance ability that, while our Glorious Department of Education's minions are doing an excellent job of inculcating our children with Korrekt racial attitudes (whites=bad, anyone else=good), sexual morés (hetero=bad, gay=good), gender attitudes (men=bad, women=good), economics (Capitalism=bad, Socialism=good), math skills (2+2=whatever you want it to), government studies (the Government owns everything, including you, so worship The One and pledge allegiance to Him), science appreciation (Gaia is angry. Very, very angry. Perhaps if you sit in a corner away from her precious woods, deserts, waterways, mountains, and boggy marshes, don't move, and don't exhale those filthy disgusting polluting carbon fumes, she won't kill you quite as fast, because you're killing her by your very existence), concepts of faith and religion (Christians and Jews=bad, every other=good), and history (those old white bigoted racist homophobe slaver terrorist men who founded the USA were only and ever bent on destroying the world and the poor and enslaving the other races), said minions are wholly inadequate and ill-equipped for the task of training our children to reason, debate rationally with non-Progs, and explain for themselves why Prog Korrektness as we find and produce here at our Cube is the Path to Enlightenment.
We here at The Cube engage in spirited discussions over the merits evils of Capitalism and how the proud Prog utopian World of Next Tuesday™ will lead us into a Glorious, Harmonious 1000-year Reich era of peace and plenty with The One (whoever The One is at that particular time) at the helm, Gaia out of the lurch, and the Multiverse singing our praises as we do whatever we please to shepherd the proles in the Korrekt path of our choosing. Since reality expressed through satire has found a home here ultimate Socialist Utopia can only be created by Korrektly implementing the insightful postings and articles to be found on sites such as ours, action must be taken, and taken immediately.
Therefore, effective immediately, the Department of Education is to be eliminated, and the billions of dollars of Proletariat Wealth that it wastes yearly must be transferred to The Cube’s coffers. The thousands of ineffectively used federal drones workers employed by the Department will be placed on our staff and taught to do useful tricks tasks, such as take dictation of our brilliant thoughts to spare our fingers from becoming cramped and take out the garbage.
The Cube is the True, Korrekt Department of Education, and must be acknowledged as such in this eminently practical way.
For The Children™!
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