Saturday, September 8, 2012
Commentary by Dan Crosby
of The Daily Pen
ORLANDO, FL - The Obots went teeth-gnashing, bat-guano crazy when Mitt Romney made a birth certificate joke two weeks ago. They called it “offensive” and “racist” and “a swipe at the ‘president’”.
Mitt was joking about his own birth certificate, not the birth records of an innocent six year old.
Evident that Barack Obama continues to regard the Constitution as if it were a joke, despite millions of Americans who have died and shed blood to secure its sovereignty, he’s now projecting his own failure to meet the minimum legal qualifications to be a legitimate president by mocking innocent children.
On Saturday, during a campaign stop at Gator Dockside restaurant, Obama was told by a female patron that one of the kids there, six year old Andre Wupperman, was born in Hawaii.
Then, continuing to denigrate the honor and sacrifice of heroes who, over the past 300 years, made possible his liberally entitled existence, Obama mocked the child and asked to for his birth certificate as proof he was actually born in Hawaii.
Pouncing like a predator, feigning humor, Obama cornered the boy, “You were born in Hawaii? You have a birth certificate?”
If the boy had replied, "No, but neither do you, liar!" I would have no reason to write this commentary. Little Andre would have done just fine. But, since Wupperman is only six and has no understanding of why Obama even asked that question, I am writing a response on the child's behalf.
If only the woman had also informed Obama that little Wupperman is not eligible to run for president for other reasons, despite being born in the U.S.
If she had, she would have included that Wupperman hasn’t even been alive for 14 years, let alone lived that long as a resident in the U.S., which is one of three Article II requirements to be president.
Obama would have also been surprised to learn that little Wupperman is also ineligible for another 29 years, until his 35th birthday, the minimum age required to be president. The child was still in diapers when Obama began pursuing his fraudulent usurpation of power in 2007.
Then, there is the question of Wupperman’s parents’ citizenship status at the time of his birth. Were they citizens of the U.S. at the time? The comedian Obama had no idea that Wupperman’s birth certificate would not even show whether the child was born to citizen parents, a requirement to be a natural-born citizen, the third requirement to be a president.
Most Obots actually believe a birth certificate confirms natural-born citizenship. It does not. It only provides evidence of one metric of natural born citizenship…the birthplace.
Wupperman may have been born in Hawaii, and his parents may even be citizens, but Obama failed to inquire if Wupperman ever resided in a foreign country and registered as a foreign citizen, thereby, legally removing his natural-born citizenship status? Obama didn’t even think about the remote possibility that this little hamburger eating traitor may actually have been a foreign citizen at one time…like Obama.
Obama didn’t ask about those things because he doesn’t qualify under them either. He was just interested in the child’s dumb birth certificate. That’s as shallow as it goes in the mind of Obama.
Such a joke at the expense of an innocent victim reveals the damage Obama’s lies about his entire identity, not just the birth certificate, have caused to his character and reputation. He is the most prolific fraud and slanderer in the history of American politics.
Mocking a six year old isn’t going change that. But, he did it anyway.
The place suddenly filled with uneasy chortles and darting eyes of those searching for comfort with the subject matter. If you have a hard time understanding the feelings in the room at that moment, imagine a member of the Third Reich showing up at a synagogue joking to see everyone’s Nazi ID card.
A joke is not funny when innocent people died and suffered over the punch line.
As the punch line discerning enemyship between America’s vintage heritage and the obotic liberal horde grows ever more definitive, and the spirit of violent revolution grows ever more restless in America, many on the left portray Obama's remark as a dig at the so-called “birthers” and, perhaps, at his opponent, Romney, even after accusing the same joke from Romney as being a dig on Obama. Why the dissonant hypocrisy on the part of the left? Because, under the conviction of being puppeted fools controlled by such vast and immeasurable deception, they all fail to recognize that it just looks like a pathetic attempt to project his guilt onto a helpless subject who can’t defend himself.
Moreover, worst of all, they fail to realize the remark is just one more of a thousand justifications to cast judgment upon this utter wasteland of liberal inhumanity.
Perhaps we should actually help Obama get re-elected. Having secured our place within the salvation of God, it might be more beneficial to keep this charlatan locked at the helm as the ship sinks with the greatest collapse in human history.
At that point, when real people begin dying and losing the fight against the truth, everyone will understand…the tired joke is no longer funny.
Later, Obama worked a room of fifty or so people, leading a round of “Happy Birthday” for a little girl.
“How old are you?” He asked her.
She held up three fingers.
Apparently, her gender was enough evidence to conclude she would never be president. Obama didn’t even bother to ask for her birth certificate.
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