The "Other" Hank: Congressman Hank Sling Blade Johnson (Dolt-Georgia): 'Imagine a World Without Balloons'

April 29, 2013

Imagine a world without crack cocaine...

Hank is the demented clown who gave us this nugget back in 2010, "My fear is that the whole island [Guam] will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize"


To Hank's great relief, Guam hasn't yet capsized.

While he waits for this inevitable calamity to occur, Johnson has turned his attention to a pressing social issue sweeping across our nation...Helium filled party balloons.

I've been huffing Helium and laughing hysterically while watching this vid clip over and over.

I used to imagine a world where Hank Johnson made sense.

I have found it.

If only temporarily.

Thanks Hank.





Kudos: Will Profit @ the Capitalist Preservation website