Even Mrs. Gump would be speechless. And what Winston Churchill would say can only be imagined.

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The man obviously did not have the benefit of Marine Corps wisdom either. Swallow that sip of coffee and put down your cup before you click this link.

Coming soon, Josh Horwitz's new venture -- the Coalition to Ban Toaster Violence. Only the government should have a monopoly on deadly toaster violence. It's for the children, you know, the ones the victims will never have.

"This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for killing. This is for fun."