DUmmies Cry Diebold in NC Senate Loss

11/5/2014

DIEBOLD!!! That old DUmmie excuse is back for them to explain the sad loss of Kay Hagan in the North Carolina senate LOSS. Why? Because exit polls MUST always be right. Just ask President John F. Kerry. You can see the DUmmies cry DIEBOLD in this very sad THREAD, "Hagan won the exit polls. How did she lose the race?" So let us now watch the DUmmies scream DIEBOLD in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remember to make it THREE asterisks per F word on the Free Republic, is in the [brackets]:

Hagan won the exit polls. How did she lose the race? 

[Voting with Obama 97% of the time including ObamaCare?]

Exit polls used to be a very precise method to ensure that elections weren't stolen. Not anymore. That stopped when electronic voting was implemented. This race was stolen. 

[And we all know exit polls can't be manipulated. Ask President John F. Kerry about that.]

Diebold 

[Ah! That old comforting standby excuse.]

Diebold hasn't owned any voting machines in 6 years 

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

same trash whether you want to call it Diebold or not. 

[Translation: Don't bother me with the facts.]

Flippity-Floppity diebold machines 

[For Floppity-Floppity Democrat candidates.]

Same with Georgia was neck and neck but suddenly a repuke blowout. 

[Use that Diebold excuse here, there, and EVERYWHERE!]

I came to DU in 2004 when Kerry won the exit polls and lost the election. 

[He was SwiftBolded.]

The only thing worse than conspiracy theories are lazy ones. Exit polls are POLLS; they're not a gold standard of actual votes. 

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

To the streets! Taking it to the streets.... 

[You won't make it past the third step up out of Mommy's basement.]

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