Comrades:
Please have your children beware during the coming week as they engage in traditional Easter Egg hunts. It has been reported to me that some of the eggs may be rotten and pose a grave health threat if they are to be believed consumed. Once all the rotten eggs are identified they should be disposed of like garbage. I would not even recommend feeding these to your livestock. These eggs are apparently quite gray in color and to distinguish these from the other good, healthy eggs we shall call them "Spring Spheres". I have noticed that they seem to bear a strange resemblance to Commodore Snoogie Woogum's Death Star? Coincidence?
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