LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - With rumors of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's pederasty flying fast and furious, at least one reported victim has come forward.
At their request, we are protecting the victim's identity. However, the victim did visit our offices in Las Vegas to offer details of Reid's alleged crimes.
"Reid promised to take me to his own 'amusement park' and that we would get to ride on a really awesome new ride called 'The Sphincter'.
"Of course, we didn't really go to an amusement park and I later found out there isn't any ride called 'The Sphincter'.
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Only one question remains: when will Senator Reid address these disgusting allegations?
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