Saturday, February 26, 2011

Global Warming Activist's Plan to Split the Earth

As part of my continuing effort to develop credentials as an environmental journalist, I offer you this sensational breaking world exclusive. (Previous EJ article.) It's the perfect solution to everything. It's said to represent the keenest investment ever in the future of personkind ever conceived. It will at once solve the climate change problem, provide a virtually unlimited natural energy source, relieve over-population, create jobs and boost economic growth, stimulate futuristic research and development, and initiate a new age of political prosperity and world peace. I'm serious. It's really really scientific. All we need to do is spit the...

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