Hillary Clinton's New Job At Al Jazeera

The powers that be at Al Jazeera have offered Secretary of State Hillary Clinton a job. Ever since she gave them a free commercial on the floor of the Senate, they began development of a signing package for her talents at the "real-news-even-if-you-don't-agree" station. Sources familiar with the package have been able to disclose the conditions of her employment. First of all, the former First Lady will have to cover her face. She may not agree with that, but that's really one of the most important things. Secondly, she will be the travelling road reporter that reports exclusively on honor...