Are you still wondering where President Obama’s ‘shovel ready’ jobs are? Well, I found one. Poop 911 is a company, like the President that is in the business of shoveling sh**. Poop 911 shovels doggy doodoo, while President Obama shovels Bullsh**.
Several months back I was driving down the road when I saw this car wrapped in a Poop 911 advertisement. In quoting myself, I yelled out, “Holy Crap!” Fortunately for me, the driver of the car was heading to the same gas station I was, so in true El Sharko reporting form, I had to ask him about his car and business.
The driver was more than happy to discuss the business, and I inquired out of sheer curiosity, both as a dog owner and a possible client. Basically, how the business works on a “poop by poop” basis. They charge the home owner by the week, or in some instances, by the amount of poop they pick up. Apparently, this biz has been around for a while but is fairly new to Fort Lauderdale. And considering that Broward County politics are controlled by the Democratic Party, shoveling the sh** business in this county is a pretty stable long-term business proposition.
SOURCE: The Shark Tank
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