The Pelosi Doctrine: We Have to Enter Syria’s Civil War to Find Out What’s In It

09/09/13

Y’know, I wouldn’t have a hard time believing that the U.S.A “needs” to blow into Syria and rain hellfire down upon Assad and his ilk except for the following:

1. It’s their problem.

2. The “rebels” we’d now be supporting look a bubble off level.

3. The folks who’re selling us this quagmire make Pinocchio look like Moses and their foreign policies have been as successful as Crystal Pepsi.

4. Aren't we a wee bit late?

Let’s break the aforementioned down, shall we?

READ: Point number one