BREAKING NEWS: Terrorist Harry Reid agrees to free FAA and other hostages!

The Democratic Senate terrorists, lead by Mullah Harry Reid, has pledged to release the 74,000 hostages they have been holding for weeks and passed the FAA extension passed by the House in mid-July.

The terrorist had claimed that they took the 74,000 hostages to protest $16 million in cuts for 13 little-used airports, but that has been proven false.

The FAA extension passed by the House July 20th include a waiver provision allowing the Secretary of Transportation to waive the cut. The Sec. of Transportation has said he will grant waivers.

Since the 13 little-used airports were not in danger of losing the funding, it is unclear why Mullah Harry Reid and the Democratic terrorist threw 74,000 FAA and construction out of work July 23rd and held them and their families hostage.

Some say I have ADD, but they don't understand..... Oh, look! There's a chicken!