George Soros
[Leechus omnipotentum]
In the same phylum as the Magyar Maggot, the Budapest Centipede is an insidious invertebrate that has hundreds of hands, all of them out and in other people's business. Although the Budapest Centipede is, of course, native to Hungary ("Buda" is the Magyar word for "lefty," "pest" is the Magyar word for "pest") this particular pest has migrated to the United States where it has become a primary source of energy and resources for the native animals of the porno belts on the East and Left Coasts and native potheads everywhere. Seemingly benign to native scientists, who often mistake it for a friendly caterpillar, the Budapest Centipede is a voracious parasite that, if not controlled, can pick a hundred pockets simultaneously. As we speak, it is spreading across the country, infesting American homes and eating through their foundations. This small but ambitious bug also travels to the Caribbean, where it has established its own sanctuary, to prevent attacks from the even more predatory insects of the IRS.
George Soros, the poster boy for campaign finance reform who sought single-handedly to buy George Bush out of office, is one of the richest men and biggest pests in America. The Budapest Centipede uses his money to support the concept of an "open society," which he defines as "a society which allows its members the greatest degree of freedom in pursuing their interests compatible with the interests of others." And rest assured, he is putting his money where his mania is, having spent millions of his own just to get reefer legalized under the guise of "medical marijuana." If that succeeds, we will learn what the concept "gateway drug" really means.
For all the libertarian lip, this centipede is a lefty with all hundred of his hands. If you get in the way of this devious vermin, you'll find a hundred knife wounds in your back, "death by a hundred cuts," as the Chinese call it. They know this sucker. Doesn't matter if you're foe or friend. The only person this guy is truly faithful to is Benjamin Franklin.
Remember this particular breed of centipede comes from the genus Magyar Maggot that spawns in corpses and draws its nourishment from rotting flesh. Britain learned this the hard way. It seems the Budapest Centipede had been hundred-handedly amassing a nest full of English pounds, and on September 6, 1992, a date that's come to be known as Black Wednesday, he sold them short—knowing that it would bollix England's struggling economy. The bank of England was forced to devalue the pound sterling, leaving Gorging George with a one-day profit of $1.1 billion. For this proto-Democratic effort, Budapest earned the dubious title of "the man who broke the Bank of England." And we're supposed to believe that Republicans are the rich and heartless?
You want a definition of "parasite"? When this bilious billionaire escaped the Soviet occupation of his native Hungary at the age of sixteen, the country that took him in was none other than merry old England, the country that also took in Karl Marx. Didn't they learn? Budapest worked hard and graduated from the London School of Economics where he studied the host country's vulnerabilities long and hard.
And that's how the centipede operates. You let it in to your home, give it warmth, feed it greens, and yet it still starts eating through your floors and your walls until the foundation buckles, the structure comes tumbling down, and the Budapest Centipede worms his way to another host. For the Dems, this pest is pure role model.
Budapest later pulled the same type of maneuvers in both Malaysia and Thailand, where a Thai source said, "We regard him as a kind of Dracula. He sucks blood from people." Yeah, this centipede is a sucker, all right. But you're an even bigger one if you think that he's in this for anyone but himself.
And yet this is a man who once said that his goal was to earn enough money on Wall Street to support himself as an author and philosopher. Can you imagine what this Kant of cant would say? I can see him now, insider tirading on the steps of the New York Stock Exchange, the left's most prominent economic philosopher since Gordon Gecko got sent upriver. " Bancito ergo con," says Soros, translated "I bank, therefore I scam."
But why even satirize? Here's a bit of real philosophical wit from this pillaging Plato. When asked how he felt about being responsible for so many financial collapse and the number of people devastated by them, Soros said, "As a market participant, I don't need to be concerned with the consequences of my actions."
Such profound wisdom, Kierkegreed. Guess he had to divest his conscience to make room for his money clip. But, alas, this creepy crawling creature hasn't limited his quest for power to foreign shores. No, the centipede has his hundred hands in a hundred different ventures in America's liberal community. Fifty hands giving money to the dopers' bible Mother Jones and The Nation (a clubby commie chat sheet), as well as the leftwing snakepit MoveOn.org, another fifty hands trying to nitpick the character out of our culture.
In the 2004 U.S. election, of course, Soros became a massive, self-parodying political contributor, saying that removing George Bush from office was the "central focus of my life" as well as being "a matter of life and death." He also claimed he would willingly give up his entire fortune so that George W. Bush would not be reelected.
Well, Bush is still in office and, as far as I can tell, Soros hasn't frequented any soup kitchens lately. But he did donate $23,581,000.00 (you read right—over $23 million) to groups opposed to W's return to office. And this from a man who promoted the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act of 2002, which was intended to ban all "soft money" from federal election campaigns.
But don't be fooled into thinking that his opposition to Bush was based on any philosophical or moral stance. Quite the opposite. You see, in 1986, Soros owned a company called Harken Energy that bought a troubled Texas oil company, Spectrum 7. And who do you think was among the owners of Spectrum 7? If you guessed "Dubya," you win a prize.
But why would the Budapest Centipede make such a seemingly poor business deal? "We were buying political influence," he has said. The problem may have been that he didn't get his money's worth. "It didn't come to anything," he griped.
Unable to buy Bush, the Budapest Centipede has turned instead to buying his opponents. The only problem was that America wasn't buying, atleast not in 2004. But make no mistake, the centipede will try again. What this parasite wants has nothing to do with philosophy. It's all about power and control. And what he wants to control is America. This pest will continue to find ways to funnel funds supporting the campaigns of whatever liberal political puppets will best serve his interests. And once they're in, he'll lead them around like crack addicts hungry for a rock.
What the Budapest Centipede keens for is not mere power for his friends, but a return of the splendor of the Austro-Hungarian empire in which he himself just might make a splendid archduke or, why not, emperor. Heck, why stop there? Soros aspires to divinity. "Let's see," he wonders, "Which one of the Trinity is most vulnerable for a buyout?" As this Magyar Maggot actually told The Observer, "It is sort of a disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out."
The Budapest Centipede has his hands in more liberal pies than Jerry Nadler at a dessert buffet. But for all the walking around money a conscienceless hundred-handed creature can pass out, he has yet to worm his way into the heart of America. No wonder the Dems went after Majority Leader Tom DeLay so viciously. It wasn't his history as a Texas exterminator. He knew what rocks the Budapest Centipede and other pests were hiding under and wasn't about to ask the EPA if he could spray them out of Washington.
-The Political Zoo by Michael Savage
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http://mediamatters.org/static/audio/savage-20060612.mp3
From the June 12 broadcast of Talk Radio Network's The Savage Nation:
SAVAGE: For all your doubts about the unbridled pursuit of self interest, few people have benefited more from capitalism than you. He says: I'm happy to acknowledge that. I have a platform because I made a lot of money. If I were just an intellectual, an obscure university professor, I would be saying these things and I wouldn't be heard.
Hey George, let me tell you something, I don't have as much money as you. I have 50,000 times the influence that you do, you punk, lying, coward, Satanist, backstabbing freak. You're the people -- people like you give Jews a bad name, Soros. It's people like you who brought about the Holocaust, Soros. I stand by those words. I stand by those words. I would debate you tomorrow, Soros, on any platform, anywhere. I'll debate you anywhere. It's people like you who brought about the Holocaust, Soros. That's why I need you to shut your mouth and understand the damage you're doing to this world and to the Jewish people, George Soros.
h/t Mike Savage
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