A salami? I like ‘em! So the AWD Council of Dudes has decided to follow Kuwait and sentence to death all libtarded blasphemer trolls who insult his Big Sexiness here at AWD! Well, maybe not real death but something worse, like having to watch The View. Angry White Dude has been universally recognized as the ‘Blog Of Peace’ here in our little corner of Al Gore’s net web. I can’t imagine why all these libtarded trolls are always picking on me! They must not embrace diversity!
The AWD Council of Dudes’ vote coincides with the parliament in Kuwait who has voted to put to death anyone who says the wrong thing about Islam and its cast of characters. Of course, still no death threat for humping camels and killing female members of your family. Religion of peace, indeed!
The Gulf Times reports:
Under the amended bill, any Muslim found guilty of insulting God, the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) or his wives, will be punished by death, said the agency.
In keeping, any libtarded troll who insults the Big Sexy (may the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders be upon him) or his little filly (may patience be upon her if she finds the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders upon the Big Sexy) will be punished by death or worse. This blasphemy sh*t has gone too far around here and the next time it happens there will be more hell to pay than a little bit! So let it be written.
The AWD Council of Dudes has decided the following or any combination of the following words will result in the immediate termination of said libtarded troll:
-racist
-redneck
-inbred
-trailer trash
-right wing extremist
-tea bagger
-cat owner
-Democrat
-moisturizer
-hairdresser
-Carolina fan (as in the UNC Tarholes)
Now, AWD doesn’t give a rat if anyone wants to insult Muhammad and Angry White Imam or any other backwards-assed Muslim…I don’t see my ass or any of y’all going to Kuwait ever….but you better watch your little leftist troll culos when it comes to insulting me here on AWD turf. And I reserve the right to add to these banned words at any time and come up with worse sentences than death or watching The View. Like having to sit across from Michael Moore while he’s eating. Or watching an Alec Baldwin Capital One commercial (which are so bad they’d make make Jesus cuss!). Or watching a Meryl Streep movie. Or read the garbage at the Daily Kos or Little Green Turdballs. Word to the wise! Oh, I just made up another rule. No Muslim savages from Kuwait are allowed to post here at all unless you blaspheme Muhammad! So there! Shalom, y’all.
May 5, 2012 Posted by: AWD
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