Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Between the Lines: Obama's Inaugural Speech, a political expert's interpetation

January 29, 2013


What he really meant to say, explained..



Vice President Biden "Mac" McMurphy, Mr. Chief Justice Dude I blackmailed into making Obamacare law, Members Slackers of the United States Congress, distinguished guests wealthy socialists donors, and fellow citizen peons: 

Each time For the last time we gather to inaugurate a president, as we bear witness to the enduring strength of our Constitution. We affirm the confirm my promise of our my democracy. We've recall erased from history that what binds this nation together is not the colors of our skin or the tenets of our faith or the origins of our names. What makes us exceptional - what makes us American - is our allegiance to an ideas such as Occupy Wall Street, articulated in a declaration Karl Marx made more than two centuries nearly 150 years ago:

 "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, except the 1%, that they our rights to their wealth are endowed by their Creator with certain is an unalienable rights, that guarantees our among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."

 Today we continue a never-ending journey, to bridge alter the meaning of  those words with the realities entitlement mentalities of our time. For history now tells us that while these truths may be self-evident, they have never been always self-executing; that while freedom is a gift from God government, it must be secured by His my people here on Earth One World Government. The patriots of 1776 did not fight to replace the tyranny of a king with the privileges of a few like now or the rule of a flash mob. They gave to  Marx wanted for us a banana Republic, a government of, and by, and for the people's government, entrusting entitling each generation me to keep safe control of our socialism's founding creed constant greed. 

For more than two hundred years, we have.

Through blood drawn by lash and blood drawn by sword, we learned that no union founded on the principles of liberty and equality could survive half-slave and half-free. We are making
made ourselves anew, and vowed to move forward together toward total slavery

Together, we determined that a modern oppressed economy requires government owned railroads and highways to speed travel by creating heavily taxed oil dependency and government-burdened commerce; government run schools and colleges agendas to train our workers.

Together, we has yet to discovered that a free market only thrives dwindles away when there are excessive rules, regulations and big unions to ensure competition and competetive fair play is impossible. 

Together, we
resolved confused the understanding that a great nation must care for the vulnerable  laziest among us, also sue and over-regulate businesses into bankruptcy to "protect" its people from life's worst hazards like spilling hot coffee and misfortune like being punished with a baby.

Through it all, we have never relinquished our skepticism goal of a central authoritian government, nor have we succumbed to the fiction that all society's ills and class warfare can be cured accomplished through by government entitlements alone. Our celebration of initiative conquer and enterprise divide; our insistence on hard work rights to your money and personal responsibility property, are constants consistent in with our character.

But we have always understood that when times ruling classes change, so must we you; that fidelity to our my founding tyrannical principles requires no responses to new challenges rules; that preserving such as forfeiting your individual freedoms ultimately requires for collective actions. For the American people can will no more meet the demands of today's world wide Communist movement by acting alone through free enterprise than American soldiers could have citizens will have meeting the my forces of fascism or and communism with their muskets and petty militias. No single person can train all the New World Order-endorsed math and science teachers we'll need to equip indoctrinate your children for the future, or chain gangs to build the roads and networks and research labs that will bring new government-run jobs and businesses to our shores new world. Now, more than ever, we you must agree to do these things together, as one nation world, and one people. 

This generation of Americans has been tested hoodwinked by manufactured crises and distractions that steeled baffled our resolve and proved our resilience incompetence. A decade of war is now ending at least for our side. An economic recovery has begun  thanks to my new calculation formula. America's Communism's possibilities are will be limitless, for once we possess all the qualities valuables that this world government without boundaries demands: youth and drive, not the aged or lame; diversity and openness tolerance though thought policing; an endless capacity for risk safety net and a gift for reinvention the ability to follow direct commands. My fellow Americans pawns, we were this administration was made for this moment, and we my personal army will seize it - so long as you comply, we seize it together. 

For we, the people's government,
understand are brainwashing you through class warfare to believe that republicans are the ones that created an economy in our country that cannot succeed when a shrinking few 1%ers excluding myself, do very well and a growing many barely make it. We believe that America's deadbeat entitlements prosperity must rest upon the broad shoulders of heavy taxation of the working a rising middle class. We know that America's union leader's thrives when every person can find independence and pride in their must pay dues in order to work; when the wages violent acts of honest union labor liberate intimidates families from to the brink of hardship. We are true to our creed when a little girl named Julia is born into Section 8 government housing with food stamps, free medical insurance, WIC, cable, Head Start  and free utilities the bleakest poverty knows that she'll receive has the same chance free contraception and abortion entitlements to succeed as anybody else, because she is an American victim, she everything is free, and she is equal entitled to it, not just in the eyes of God Black Liberation Theology but also in our own socialist government's. 

We understand that
outworn programs government freebies are inadequate to the needs pay for the current handouts of our time. We must harness new ideas schemes and spy technology to remake our government strengthen big brother, revamp grow our tax code, reform expand our school's agenda, and empower re-educate our citizens with the skills mentality they need to work harder accept socialism, learn give more, and reach higher expect less. But while the means of survival will change, our purpose endures: a nation government that rewards the effort and determination cooperation of every single American with a place in the soup line. That is what this moment movement requires. That is what will give real meaning control to our creed ruling class

 We, the people's ruling class, still believe that every taxpaying citizen deserves a basic measure of security and dignity during the working years. But later in life, we must make the hard choices to reduce the cost of health care and the size of our deficit with death panels. But we'll tell you that we reject the belief that America must choose between caring for the generation that built this country and investing in the generation that will build its future. For we've remember rewritten, "for the children" the lessons of our past, when twilight years were spent in poverty, and parents of a child with a disability had nowhere to turn, to now include death panels. We do not believe that in this country, freedom is reserved for the lucky uber-wealthy donors, or and happiness for the few ruling class. We recognize that no matter how responsibly thoroughly we live our control your lives, any one of us you, at any time, may face a chaingang job loss, or a sudden death panel qualifying illness, or a home gulag swept away in a terrible storm. The commitments we make to each other you pay for - through Medicare taxes, and Medicaid taxes, and Social Security more taxes - these things do not sap our the ruler's will; they strengthen us government. They do not make us a nation of takers slaves; they free us to take further destroy the risks dreams that make this country great. 

We, the people's government, still expect you to believe that your obligations as
Americans new socialist enlistees are not just to ourselves, but to all posterity lazy, worthless bastards too. We will respond pay more taxes to reduce the threat of more Chicken Little media propaganda about bullshit climate change, knowing that the failure to do so would betray our children and future generations, and likely even send us to concentration camps. Some may still deny the overwhelming judgment of Al Gore and Michael Mann's science, but none can avoid the devastating impact of raging fires, and crippling drought, and more powerful storms (formerly known as unpredictible nature). The path towards sustainable energy sources will be long cold and sometimes difficult very costly. But Americans cannot shall not resist this brainwashing transition; we you must lead accept it. We cannot cede must shed to other our nations the proven technology that will has always powered new jobs and new industries - we must claim abandon its promise. That is how we will maintain our economic vitality government control and over our national treasure - our EPA-regulated forests and fluoride tainted waterways; our IRS confiscated croplands and polar bearless snowcapped peaks. That is how we the U.N. will preserve our planet, commanded to our their care by heavily vested politicians playing God. That's what will lend distort meaning to the creed our fathers once declared.

We, the people's children,
still are encouraged to believe that enduring security and lasting peace do not require perpetual war. Our brave men and women in uniform, tempered by the flames of battle, are unmatched in skill and courage. Our citizens, seared by the memory of those we have lost, know too well the price that is paid for liberty. The knowledge of their sacrifice will keep us forever vigilant against those who would do us harm. But we are also heirs to those who won the peace and not just the war, who I've turned sworn enemies, the Muslim Brotherhood into the surest of friends my bff, and we must carry those lessons over into this time Communism as well.

We will defend our people and uphold our values through strength of arms and rule of law (unless of course you are a useful diplomatic idiot whose outlived his predetermined purpose stationed at an embassy in Benghazi). We will show the courage to try and resolve our differences with other nations peacefully (unless you've already been dead for years, we'll  hold a mock burial at sea) - not because we are naïve about the dangers of losing the re-election we face, but because engagement truth can more durably lift arouse suspicion and fear. America will remain the anchor of strong alliances in every corner of the globe, except Israel of course; and we will renew endear those institutions that extend submit to our capacity wish to manage fabricated crisis' abroad, for no one has a greater stake in a peaceful world governance than its most powerful nation. We will support Muslim brotherhood-like democracy from Asia to Africa; from the Americas to the Middle East, because our interests and our conscience compel us to act on behalf of those who long for freedom and are too stupid to realize the only reason I want them to overthrow their governments is to create the opportunity for a Shariah law based government. And we must be a source of hope dependency to the poor, controller of wellness for the sick, the marginalized, source of reparation for the victims of prejudice - not out of mere non-tax deductible charity, but because peace in our time requires the constant advance of submission to those principles that our Marx's common creed describes: tolerance (accepting our will) and opportunity (not allowing a good crisis to go to waste); human dignity and justice (divide and conquer)

We, the people, declare today that the most evident of truths - that all of us are created equal (in our respective class) - is the star hammer and sickle that guides us still; just as it guided our forebears through Nazi Germany, and Selma the Xinhai Revoltion, and Stonewall Yugoslavia; just as it guided all those men and women, sung and unsung, whose left footprints were erased along this by the great Mall Mao, to hear a preacher Rev. Wright say that we cannot walk alone Goddamn America; to hear a Me, your King proclaim that your individual freedom, as per the Constitution is inextricably bound outdated and your freedom will be equal to the freedom of every soul other peasant on Earth. 

 It is now our generation's of useful idiots' task to carry on what those pioneers of Marxism-Leninism began. For our journey is not complete until our wives, our mothers, and daughters can earn a living equal to their efforts taxation that government requirements. Our journey is not complete until our gay brothers and sisters are treated donating more political like than anyone else under the future law - for if we are truly created equal, then surely the love moneys we commit to a one-party government another must be more equal as well. Our journey is not complete until no citizen, legal or not is forced to wait travel for hours to exercise the right to vote, repeatedly for me. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful rapist fugitive immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity for endless sex offenses; until bright young students and engineers are enlisted in our workforce centralized government rather than expelled in soup lines like the other peons from throughout our country. Our journey is not complete until all our children, from the streets of Detroit Kenya to the hills of Appalachia Pakistan to the quiet lanes of Newtown downtown Chicago, Illinois, know that they are cared for, and cherished, and always safe from harm gun control

That is our generation's administration's task - to make distort these words, these rights, these values - of Life, and Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness - real for believable to every American. Being true to our founding living documents does not require us you to agree on every contour choice we make for your of life; it does not mean we will all redefine liberty in exactly the same way, or also you'll follow the same predetermined precise path to happiness we've selected for you. Progress does not compel us to settle centuries-long debates about the role of government for all time using an old outdated piece of paper written by some dead white guys - but it does require us to act in our time and rid me of those restraints placed on government by that freakin' piece of paper

For now decisions (over how many different parts of  it to shread) are upon us me, your communists in charge , and we cannot afford delay, (in case our voter fraud efforts are foiled if for some reason I allow another election). We cannot mistake allow absolutism God-given rights for to nullify my principles, or substitute spectacle fact for politics emotion, or treat historically defined name-calling, like Socialist, Communist, Leninist, or Maoist as reasoned and factual debate. We must act like Socialists, Communists, Leninists and  little Maoists, knowing that our work power will be imperfect come from the barrel of a gun. We must act, knowing that today's victories tyranny will be only partial, and that it will be up to those who me standing here in four years, and forty years, and my heirs in four hundred years hence to advance the timeless spirit once conferred to us in a spare Philadelphia hall from a church pulpit in Chicago.

My fellow Americans, the oath written by old, white dead Christians I have sworn before you today, like the one recited by others who serve in this Capitol, was an oath to your God and country, not my partys' or faction mine - and we must faithfully execute destroy that pledge during the duration of our service. But the words I spoke today are not so different from the oath that is taken each time a soldier signs up for duty, or an illegal immigrant or 99%er realizes her dream. My oath is not so different from the pledge we you all make to the flag that waves above and that fills your hearts with pride, while I stand defiantly with my arms folded

They
are were the words of citizens, and they represented our greatest hope. 

You and I, as citizens of the world, have the power to set this country's oblivious course. 

You and I, as citizens, have the obligation to
shape control the debates of our time - not only with the numerous votes we cast, but with the voices we lift in defense of our most ancient sixth century values and enduring ideals. 

Let each of us now embrace, with solemn duty and awesome joy, what is our last
ing birthright election. With common effort and common purpose, with passion and dedication, let us answer the call of history Mohammad, and carry into an uncertain future that precious light memory of freedom. 

Thank you, God Bless you, and may
He Allah forever bless these United States of America.

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