Friday, October 14, 2011

Dear #OCCUPY (A letter from mom)

Ok kids, it was bad enough that you wouldn’t clean the basement bedroom when you lived with us, now you won’t even let others clean up your messes for you! You are an embarrassment to all of us. You are comfortable living in stench, then complain life is too hard. You will not be returning to the womb any time soon. We are also done spoon feeding you. It is time you realize adulthood requires responsibility and sacrifice. Something you had better accept because we will not be raising our grandchildren, if God forbid some cracked out slut should ever have sex with you. Now get a shower and clean your room, you disgusting hog.

Love Mom

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