Thursday, October 27, 2011

OWS Hires Alchemists, Faith Healers in Order to "Levitate Building"

Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Posted by Aurelius at 10:03 AM

Do you need any more evidence that those behind Occupy Wall Street are out of their minds?

One example is Tim Franzen, the leader of Occupy Atlanta. He is followed around the park he is "occupying," Woodriff Park, by random people. While conducting an interview with him, a reporter was warned that a man named "Porch" was right next to Franzen, carrying an AK-47.

Franzen wears a jacket, button-down shirt, and his "trademark red knit cap" as he wanders around looking at people. Once again, this man is considered the leader of Occupy Atlanta.

The reporter that tracked Franzen down asked him what some of his plans were for the movement. Franzen started off with a tirade against the Koch brothers. His anger has risen to the point where he has actually contracted people to 'get back' at the Koches:

"We've been having a team of alchemists and faith healers and doctors of physics working together to develop a mathematical formula to levitate the building," he stated.

The Building Franzen Hopes to Levitate

Unsurprisingly, Franzen considers himself a "community organizer," but not in the normal way, naturally. "I'm not the guy that's out every week with a a sign in his hand," he explains.

Instead, this OWS leader goes to his day job and then spends his evenings talking with alchemists. Franzen describes his feelings towards the protests: "This opportunity is so important that I'm willing to do my day job, then pour every hour into this, that's what everyone in the park is doing."

And the people at Occupy Atlanta are following him.

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