12/6/2014
Freighteningly sad, but there are folks out there who actually believe this crap
The Annotated Lyrics of That Incredible Hillary 2016 Song
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Freighteningly sad, but there are folks out there who actually believe this crap
The Annotated Lyrics of That Incredible Hillary 2016 Song
Super-PAC ad or Ford truck commercial? You decide.
December 4, 2014 A super PAC supporting Hillary Clinton, called Stand With Hillary, has created a song that is sure to surpass Taylor Swift on the Billboard Top 100.
Just watch:
The song, which went online in November, was written by Miguel Orozco, a media producer who was also behind this much catchier Reggaeton tune about Barack Obama in 2008. (The chorus of that one: "¿Cómo se dice? ¿Cómo se llama? Obama, Obama!")
We at National Journal take such super-PAC media campaigns very seriously. And thus, we decided to provide you, dear reader, with a fully annotated version of the "Stand With Hillary" lyrics.
VERSE 1:
Lookin' back in time, learnin' hindsight's always right
We came together in a way [also sounds like he's saying "in no way"]
A defining moment we all can celebrate [with hamburgers and French fries!]
And now it's 2016 [not really, no] and this time I'm a thinkin'
Guys put your boots on, and let's smash this ceiling! [smashes what appears to be a car window with '2016' spray painted on it]
We came together in a way [also sounds like he's saying "in no way"]
A defining moment we all can celebrate [with hamburgers and French fries!]
And now it's 2016 [not really, no] and this time I'm a thinkin'
Guys put your boots on, and let's smash this ceiling! [smashes what appears to be a car window with '2016' spray painted on it]
I've been thinkin' about one great lady like the women in my life ["Women" ≠ "one great lady"]
She's a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she's a lovin' wife [Are these really the first credentials you want to cite for supporting someone running for president?]
Oh, there is something about her, this great lady, caring, hard-working, once a First Lady[expertly rhymes "lady" with "lady"]
She fights for country and my family, now it's time for us to stand up
*BOOM BOOM CLAP*
*BOOM BOOM CLAP* [very "We Will Rock You"!]
With Hillary
Hillary!
Stand up
With Hillary
She's a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she's a lovin' wife [Are these really the first credentials you want to cite for supporting someone running for president?]
Oh, there is something about her, this great lady, caring, hard-working, once a First Lady[expertly rhymes "lady" with "lady"]
She fights for country and my family, now it's time for us to stand up
*BOOM BOOM CLAP*
*BOOM BOOM CLAP* [very "We Will Rock You"!]
With Hillary
Hillary!
Stand up
With Hillary
VERSE 2:
Don't matter if you're livin' across this great land in a red or blue state
'Cuz our American Dream is at stake
And there's some Hard Choices that need to be made [Your royalty check from Simon & Schuster is in the mail.]
We're needing a leader who is tough and ready [Unnecessary use of the present continuous tense]
Who's got vision
For me it's Hillary
And that's my final decision!
'Cuz our American Dream is at stake
And there's some Hard Choices that need to be made [Your royalty check from Simon & Schuster is in the mail.]
We're needing a leader who is tough and ready [Unnecessary use of the present continuous tense]
Who's got vision
For me it's Hillary
And that's my final decision!
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